OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home
RELEASE THE PIGS!
oh my goodness
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
NO BUT IMAGINE ALL THE STORIES DEATH COULD TELL
IMAGINE SOMEONE MEETING DEATH AT LAST AND JUST BEING QUIET AND SAYING “BEFORE I GO, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?”
AND DEATH IS ALL ANNOYED BECAUSE HE’S INFINITY AND DARKNESS AND FULL OF SORROWS AND HE’S EXPECTING THE REGULAR “WHAT COMES AFTER” BUT THE QUESTION STUNS HIM
"WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER?"
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
The beautiful United States of America.
”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW
i like how in Don’t Stop The Music, Rihanna asks nicely. She’s all like “PLEASE don’t stop the music”. At least some celebrities have manners
The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors.